Friend: Dude, where have you been...? Me: Welp, I've been really busy... Friend: Awww Come on man, you always say that. Just admit it, you don't want to be friends anymore (sarcasm). Me: Not at all, it's been fucking insane, living here, or attempting to. Friend: It's just one day... One day... one day... This … Continue reading Dude, where have you been…?